The Referee of a loosing Football team was seriously criticizing a player. – Why, when you were face to face with the Goalkeeper and only eleven meters from the goal, didn’t you shoot straight into theopposingteam’sgoal?Everyonecouldseethatyou deliberately kicked the ball …
Three proud mothers are discussing their eight-year-old sons. “I just know my little Johnnie is going to be an engineer,” said the first. “Whenever I buy him a toy, he tears it apart to see what makes it work”The second said, “I’m …
“My daughter’s music lessons are worth a fortune to me!” “How is that ?” “They enabled me to buy the neighbors’ houses at half price”.
Newsboy : “Great mystery! Fifty victims! Paper, mister ?” Passerby : “Here boy, I’ll take one.” (After reading a moment) “Say, boy, there’s nothing of the kind in this paper. Where is it ?” Newsboy : “That’s the mystery, …
A couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word. An early discussion had led to argument, and neither wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs,, the wife sarcastically asked, “Relatives …
After the Football match, a player went home with a sorrowful face. His surprised wife asked: – Why are you so sad? What’s the matter? He answered sadly: – Today I got a Yellow card. – So, did you want …
A very strict officer was talking to some new soldiers whom he had to train. He had never seen them before, so he began:“My name is Stone, and I’m even harder than stone, so do what I tell you or …
Lady: Is this my train? Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company. Lady: Don’t try to be funny. I meant to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi. Station Master: No Madam, I’m afraid it’s …
Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on that test? Junior: Because of absence. Mother: You mean you were absent on the day of the test? Junior: No, but the kid who sits next to me was.
A wife was telling her “Football Referee” husband:– Dear! There is an anniversary of death in my parents family. You’ll prepare to go there with me, won’t you?– Alas! I can’t go, because this afternoon I have to work as …