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1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t want. 2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never …

One morning, after she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond necklace for Valentine’s Day. What do you think it means?” “Maybe you’ll find out tonight…,” he said. That evening, the …

A village boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, especially two shiny walls that could move apart, and back together again. The boy asked his father, “ What is this father?” …

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.  Maria: This is it.  Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?  Class: Maria did. 

There were three restauraunts on the same block. One day one of them put up a sign which said “The Best Restaurant in the City.” The next day, the largest restaurant on the block put up a larger sign which …

Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an “I”.  Student: I is the…. Teacher: Stop! Never put ‘is’ after an “I”. Always put ‘am’ after an “I”. Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.