James

One morning, after she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond necklace for Valentine’s Day. What do you think it means?” “Maybe you’ll find out tonight…,” he said. That evening, the …

A village boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, especially two shiny walls that could move apart, and back together again. The boy asked his father, “ What is this father?” …

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.  Maria: This is it.  Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?  Class: Maria did. 

There were three restauraunts on the same block. One day one of them put up a sign which said “The Best Restaurant in the City.” The next day, the largest restaurant on the block put up a larger sign which …

Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an “I”.  Student: I is the…. Teacher: Stop! Never put ‘is’ after an “I”. Always put ‘am’ after an “I”. Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet. 

A six-year-old boy walked up to his father one day and announced, ‘Daddy, I’d like to get married.’ His father replied hesitantly, ‘Sure, son, do you have anyone special in mind?’ ‘Yes,’ answered the boy. ‘I want to marry Grandma.’ …

A bum approaches a well dressed gentleman on the street. “Hey, Buddy, can you spare two dollars?” The well-dressed gentleman responds, “You are not going to spend in on liquor are you?” “No, sir, I don’t drink,” retorts the bum. …