Sat06232018

LAST_UPDATE10:10:15 AM

MILLIONAIRE

  A woman was telling her friend, "It is I who made my husband a millionaire." "And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend. The woman replied, "A billionaire..."  ..
1

TOO MUCH EXPENSIVE FOOD

  A skinflint never gave his family anything to eat except plain rice. However, a wooden fish was hung over the dining table. Each time they had taken a mouthful of rice, the children were ordered to look at the fish and imagine that they had taken a bite of it. To maintain the illusion and show appreciation of the food, they were to make an audible chewing noise. One day, the youngest child, aged four, absent-mindedly made a whole string of sucking and swallowing noises. The miser blew his top. "What!" he exclaimed. "Didn't I tell you that just one bite of ..
1

BORROWING MONEY

  "Glad to see you, old man. Can you lend me five dollars ? "Sorry, but I haven't a cent with me today" "And at home ?" "They're all very well, thank you, very well". ..
1

FRIEND FOR DINNER

"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"  "I know all that."  "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"  "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married." ..
1

Khai giảng - Thông báo

Mỗi ngày một cụm từ

hoc duoc si o dau

dieu duong da khoa
ke toan doanh nghiep

TRUNG TÂM NGOẠI NGỮ - TIN HỌC TÂY BẮC
Địa chỉ: Số 47A Tỉnh Lộ 8 – Khu phố 1 – Thị trấn Củ Chi – Huyện Củ Chi – TP.HCM (Bên cạnh trường THPT Củ Chi)
Điện thọai: (028) 62.527.951 – (028) 62.527.953
Email: This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.  vach ngan ve sinh
Website: www.tbc.edu.vn 
dich vu thiet ke website


tuyen sinh lien thong dieu duong 2017, tuyen sinh lien thong cao dang duoc, tuyen sinh lien thong su pham mam non